10 Potential Suitors for Miranda Lambert

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The rumor mill loves nothing more than to spin stories to make life seem more interesting – though interesting is not the word I’d use to describe it. When country superstars Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton were married, the rumors started every so often and were usually squashed by their people in about a second flat. And then the couple announced their divorce only about four years after getting married. At first, rumor had it that Shelton was a bit of a philanderer, unable to keep his eyes off other women. Now the stories are stating that it’s not Shelton, but Lambert, who has a wandering eye and an even more wandering lifestyle. It’s been said that she cheated on her husband of four years with as many as five men, but there are no sources confirming this and her camp has said it is not true. The couple remains very friendly despite their impending divorce, so that seems to make the rumors even less authentic. Either way, however, there was something wrong with their marriage.

What it is, we will probably never know. What we do know, though, is that now Miranda Lambert is single and better looking than ever. Like I overheard a couple of women discussing in the supermarket checkout line when staring at the tabloid covers when the couple announced their split, “A woman doesn’t decide in her 30s to start losing weight, getting healthy and dressing that much sexier after stating she had no issues with her body in the past. She’s trying to keep her man.” It might make sense, but it doesn’t matter. She’s hot, and she’s better than ever. So we have some potential suitors for her that might not seem much like her type – since that didn’t work out this time around.

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Jake Gyllenhaal

He wants kids, she wants kids. He wants to settle down and get married, and he’s really cute. So what’s the issue here? He seems to have a much quieter and much less abrasive personality than Miranda Lambert’s ex, so maybe that will work out better for this potential future couple. I could see them at home on Thanksgiving shooting whatever it is she likes to shoot out in the field while football plays in the house and the turkey is cooking.

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Drake

He’s handsome, smooth and very talented. He might be the perfect rebound relationship for the country singer. They could create a duet and have fun with it, and that could be as much as they want or there could be a bit more going on behind the scenes.

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Orlando Bloom

He was married to model Miranda Kerr for a while, and they even have a child together. Lambert has said that she does want kids, but with two very different and very busy schedules there just was not time for that in her marriage. He seems a bit more down-to-earth and relaxed, so maybe he’d be able to stick closer to her more often so that they could do just that.

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Zac Efron

He’s got a thing for good girl-types, but that’s not something that has worked out for him in the past. Perhaps he needs someone with a little more edge and a little more independence, and perhaps this is the kind of relationship that would work. You don’t see it coming, but her laid-back nature and her desire to do normal things instead of Hollywood-like things might make these two a perfect match for one another in the long run.

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Chris Pine

He’s handsome, successful and just the right age for Lambert, so let’s hook it up. He seems like he would be a fun one, and that’s probably what she needs. She does seem laid back enough to want a man like this, so it could really work out in the long run if they were to give it a chance. And we’d see more of her on movie red carpets, too.

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Tiger Woods

If the rumors are true and Lambert does have a bit of a wandering eye and likes to keep things fresh, perhaps she and the golf superstar would get a long a lot better than any of us imagine. Of course, we don’t like to believe the rumors. But we would like to see these two together because it might be one of the most interesting matches of the year, and that would be kind of awesome to see the man everyone formerly hated dating a woman everyone loves endlessly. It could work; though probably not.

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Jamie Foxx

So he doesn’t seem like your typical man for Lambert, since he is so not even country. He is smooth and sexy, and very flirtatious. So let’s see them together; it might work. He’s handsome and he’s got a great personality and sense of humor, and these two could collaborate on what might just be the most amazing song of the year. Seriously, people, you heard it here first.

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Jared Leto

There’s an interesting match. He’s a singer, and she’s a singer. He’s famous, she’s famous. They’re both busy, but he seems to keep himself out of the spotlight on a pretty regular basis. That means that maybe things could work for the two of them. It could prove a very interesting match, if nothing else.

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Henry Cavill

He looks just like a superhero, he doesn’t just play one. He’s had a brief engagement, and he even dated a famous actress for a very short minute. Neither relationship worked out for him, so why not spend some time in the south with a woman who enjoys some of the simpler things in life? It might be just what he needs to make a relationship last.

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Adrian Grenier

What has he even been doing the past few years? It doesn’t really matter, since we just want him to date Miranda Lambert. He looks like the anti-her type so it might be exactly what she needs. Either than, or a fun fling.

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