If there is one thing I know that readers want, it’s to know every element about Nickelback singer Chad Kroger’s marriage to Avril Lavigne. Many websites call them Chavril, but I will spare you that horror. And while I am being sarcastic (no one wants to know, really), People magazine thinks people do, as they just ran a rather in-depth article about the two. Seems Kroeger is wildly and madly in love with his new bride, Avril Lavigne. So much so, he spent the entire interview gushing about how great she is. Almost seems as if he is aware how wary everyone is of the two.
So are you curious who gets control of the remote controls when the Canadian power couple watches TV? Well, it’s Avril Lavigne. Did you know the two watched the entire Harry Potter series together? Well, now you do! On top of that, Kroeger jokes about how he could burn water (hey wait, that’s funny because it’s not possible!) but Avril Lavigne is apparently a remarkable chef who knows her way around the kitchen. Truthfully, in this writer’s opinion, these two sound like they are still in the “honeymoon/we barely know each other” phase, and it is near sickening. Sweet, but sickening.
I know we are jaded, but we give it a year. We wanted to say six months, but we will be nice.