Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana Break up for a Second Time

Hollywood couple Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana have broken up for a second time, the New York Post said Thursday.  “The Words” co-stars had intended to spend the holidays with Cooper’s family in Paris, but ended their romance shortly before Christmas. Saldana ended up celebrating with her own relatives in Miami, the newspaper said. No specific reason was given for the breakup.

No reasons were given?  OK, let’s think of three:

1.  No man voted the sexiest man of the year should ever stay with one woman for too long.
2. Anyone who is going to be in all the Avatar movies can’t possibly be with a human for that long.
3. See # 1

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