Over the course of his career, Kanye West has been responsible for some pretty interesting quotes. If you’ve been following him over the years, you know that he’s willing to say just about anything – regardless of the situation or consequences. While some people can’t stand Kanye West and the things he has to say, other people find him and his quotes extremely entertaining. After all, there aren’t too many people who would even think about saying half of the things he says. But although almost all of the things he’s said are memorable, some of them will definitely leave you shaking your head. Here are 10 of the worst quotes Kanye West has ever made.
“I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
First of all, Kanye West better hope that God isn’t surfing the Internet with the rest of the world and reading all of his ridiculous quotes. But on another note, out of all the painful experiences that life has to offer, Kanye’s is definitely one for the ages. Maybe if he’s lucky, he’ll be able to have an out-of-body experience and see himself on stage.
“I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus.”
Years from now, when Kanye West has to look back on all of his quotes, it’ll be interesting if the statement he makes in this one comes true. As of now, he isn’t worth anywhere near a billion dollars, but only time will tell.
“Don’t nobody care about what Obama wearing. You care about the sweatshirt I got on because I know you like, ‘That sweatshirt rocks!'”
Kanye West’s fashion is something that has always set him apart from other people in the hip hop world. There’s no denying that he definitely has some style, but let’s all stop for a moment and as ourselves, do we really care about what Kanye West is wearing? Chances are the answer is no.
“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me, like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
There are a lot of things that a lot of people hate about flying, but waking up next to a bottle water isn’t usually one of them. However, the scariest part of this crazy Kanye West quote is this: how can a person who’s scared of being responsible for a bottle of water handle being responsible for a child?!
“You should only believe about 90 percent of what I say. As a matter of fact, don’t even believe anything that I’m saying at all.”
This sounds like the perfect recipe for celebrity gossip. What can you believe, and who can you trust? Apparently, not Kanye! But really though, how much of what he’s saying should we believe, 90% or 0? Hmm, 0 seems like the safe way to go.
“Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.”
If you’ve ever wondered why Kanye West is so strange, maybe it’s because he isn’t getting enough sleep at night. He does seem like the kind of person who would buy a bunch of fur pillows even though he knows they’re hard to sleep on.
“Okay, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it’ll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going that’s when I give the best, illest quotes. Literally, a whisper can throw it off.”
For someone who “can literally hear a whisper,” Kanye doesn’t seem to be able to hear himself. When Kanye West comes up with these quotes, sometimes it seems like he HAS to be joking.
“People say it takes a village to raise a child. People ask me how my daughter is doing. She’s only doing good if your daughter’s doing good. We’re all one family.”
Here’s yet another one of the Kanye West quotes that makes you say hmmm. Sure, you’re probably familiar with the old saying ‘it takes a village to raise a child,’ but it seems like he’s misinterpreted it a little bit.
“Just imagine if I woke up one day and I was whack. What would I do then?”
Hopefully nobody ever has to live in a world where Kanye West wakes up whack. If you think he’s hard enough to handle now, imagine what he would be like if he wasn’t even good at anything. There’s a pretty good chance that even if his talent were to disappear, his ego wouldn’t.
“There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m’a go get that. Like, on Christmas, I don’t buy any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house I don’t want my credit to look black”.
This has got to be the worst and most bizarre Kanye West quote of all-time. Seriously, he’s said some pretty off the wall stuff, but this is just one of those things that all you can do is roll your eyes at.