Chris Martin is Spotted Without a Wedding Ring

So are they or aren’t they? We are, of course talking about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow being divorced. First they say they are, and then they are seen hugging and kissing and taking a tropical vacation together. Then they say they are, then they say they are not. Well, as of this week, it seems Chris Martin has been spotted without his wedding ring, which tends to finally tell us what we have been asking for weeks now. Yup, seems the are.

Or, could it just be Chris Martin didn’t want to wear his ring that day because he is married to a succubus and is eagerly praying for that time to end? Maybe in a dramatic fight we will never see or hear anything about, Chris Martin ripped the ring off and threw it at her saying: Spiderwebs and I’m caught in the middle! Sorry, that is a Coldplay song and I like to imagine him using his lyrics as actual words in a fight with her.

Reality is, they are divorcing, even if they are getting together for dinners and vacations. That is how being an uber-hip couple works now. Who knows what will happen next between Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow? We can tell you this. We will be here to tell you about it, no matter what it is.

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