Katie Maloney is a brand new bride thanks to the fact that she married Tom Schwartz. The two reality television stars made it big in the reality television world when they began to appear on the hit reality drama Vanderpump Rules and they’ve been making headlines ever since. They’ve been together forever, but it was a pretty common fact that he seemed to be far less interested in her than she was in him, and people always wondered if he would ever ask her to marry him. Many were surprised when he finally did after all the drama, but no one was shocked when she said yes. Now they’re married and living their life together in front of the cameras, and we’ve been stalking Katie Maloney’s twitter page to see if she has updated any photos so we can check out all the details.
Wait.. I kind of enjoy chad outting Chris Harrison. I can see CH drinking mimosas miles away. I would too 😂 #BachelorInParadise
— Katie Maloney (@MusicKillsKate) August 6, 2016
We Think Alike Is there anyone who cannot picture Chris Harrison sipping mimosas as he plans how he will tell reality television fans that this is the single most dramatic night ever to happen in the history of most dramatic nights ever? And how will he ensure that when he has had so many most dramatic nights? You know what? He doesn’t care; he has a mimosa.
The Words We All Think
My favorite part of any Bachelor show or spinoff is reading the job titles. Runner-up. Twin. Person. It’s the best. It’s like the show cannot even come up with creative ways to say, “Still lives at home with his mom and she makes his lunch and cuts off the crust on his PB&J every single day,” anymore. I love it.
Aaron Rodgers is the first dude to “win” the bachelorette without ever being a contestant.
— Katie Maloney (@MusicKillsKate) August 2, 2016
She’s Obsessed I think that when you take a look at Katie Maloney’s twitter page and 90% of all her tweets are bachelor-related, you can safely say that she is sitting down on every single Monday night in her pajamas with her ice cream and her wine and watching. Kind of like the rest of the world, of course.
Yes, We Get It
I’m not sure that cancelling something she loves and then her finding that they’ve returned is a sweet gesture on his part, but we like that she found the silver lining in the mistakes her new husband has made. It’s interesting, to say the least. We like it.
These little sweeties. Why they so angry? Love you haters pic.twitter.com/fxJ0Q4l2o2
— Katie Maloney (@MusicKillsKate) July 15, 2016
She Doesn’t Take it Personally
If you’re putting yourself out there, it’s a good idea to make sure you’re not allowing yourself to take things too personally. People aren’t all that nice, and we appreciate that she is showing them some love instead of calling them out on being jerks or coming back at them – at least not that obviously, we mean.