The Funniest Snooki Quotes of 2014

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Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, first hit the scene in 2009 when MTV debuted its hit reality show, Jersey Shore.  The show, which ran from 2009 to 2012, featured a group of housemates turned friends who spent their summer at the Jersey Shore.  Snooki quickly became one of the cast’s standouts due to her silly personality and knack for getting herself into comical situations.  Since the show’s end, Snooki has continued to capitalize on her fame and has gone on to publish three books, have her own spin off reality series, and make several other television appearances. Although Snooki has grown from a party animal to a smart business woman, she never lost the sense of humor that made her so lovable to millions of people.  Here is a list of Snooki’s funniest quotes of 2014.

5. “He’s starting to pinch people, and pull people’s hair and bite them. He bites people’s toes. When we say no and put him in time out, he starts cracking up like a little wise ass. He’s a stubborn little poop head, and I love it.”

During an interview with US Weekly, Snooki affectionately reffered to her almost two year old son, Lorezno, as a “stubborn little poop head.”  During her reality show, Snooki and JWoww, Snooks has been able to show the world that, while she is still the Snooki the world has come to know and love, she is also a great mother.

4. “…I grew up, but I still have my goofy side. I still have times where I’m like, ‘Dude, I need a glass of wine! Get me out of here!”

While Snooki has matured into a responsible adult, she still remains true to herself and often likes to relax by having a glass of wine.

3. Having a girl is so much more annoying and worse. With this girl, I just feel she kicks 20 times more than Lorenzo ever did and sometimes it hurts and I’m like, ‘Dude you’re kicking my rib.’ I feel like my skin’s going to pop out and her foot’s going to come out, so as of right now, she kicks 24-7. I feel it all the time and sometimes it hurts and I don’t like pain, so I’m like, ‘Stop that.’”

Snooki, who is currently pregnant with her second child, has admitted that her second pregnancy is much more grueling than her first.

2. “I’m praying my daughter looks just like mommy, cause how adorable was I?!…Jeeze what happened? LOL! Can’t wait for my baby girl to arrive!!”

In August, after posting a baby picture of herself to her Celebuzz blog, Snooki shared that she hopes her daughter will look just like her.

1. “He’s a boy, he eats his boogers, does all that stuff… he’s driving me crazy, but I love it.”

While describing the joys of parenting, Snooki shares with us her son’s daily activities, which apparently include a lot of nose picking.

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