Lindsay Lohan Can’t Figure out how to Do her Taxes

Lindsay Lohan has just been hit with a tax bill for 2011, the 3rd straight year she stiffed the government. This time, it’s the State of California that’s trying to collect claiming she owes $56,717.90 for unpaid income tax for 2011. In case you’re keeping score, the IRS was all over Lindsay for unpaid federal taxes for 2009 ($93,701.57) and 2010 ($140,203.30). Lohan was able to clear her 2009 debt thanks to a $100k check from her old pal Charlie Sheen, but it seems like she’s on her own for 2010 and 2011.

Can someone explain this to me?  She was offered 500K to do Dancing with the Stars right?  Honestly folks, at this point I think a good 5-10 years in the slammer would do her a world of good.

There’s only two outcomes here.  One, she somehow matures and wisens up.  Two, she WILL end up in jail or eventually do something really bad.  I just don’t think there’s an in between.

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