Lindsay Lohan is Considering a Move to London

2012 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

So Lindsay Lohan has finally had it. She has had it with the attention. She has had it with the media. She has had it being the center of attention. So what does she do. She makes sure to announce she us running away (which is exactly what children do when they need attention). The “star” recently told BBC she wants to move to London. The reasons of which will make you laugh, so make sure to put down your mug of coffee.

You see, in case you didn’t know it by all the mugging she does and all the things she does for attention, Lindsay hates attention. She wants to be in a place where she is not as much tabloid sensation and she can just live her life. She hates how American news is all “this star did that, this star did this”. In London, she is quick to point out to a British journalist, they don’t do that over there. You know, because she hates being on film and getting attention. She really, really hates it.

But speaking as the Devil’s Advocate who understands addiction because I counseled people with it for years, couldn’t this also be an excuse for her to take the two million Oprah gave her six months ago and totally spiral into her old lifestyle without anyone knowing? I hope she has advocates in her life who can recognize warning signs. We’ll leave it that that. Also, wanna bet she never goes? Just keeping it real.

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