Lindsay Lohan has been cut yet another break in the criminal justice system — prosecutors are offering house arrest to end her lying-to-cops and probation violation cases, but we’re told she’s not biting. Multiple sources connected with the case tell TMZ … the Santa Monica City Attorney and the L.A. City Attorney have both softened their position from lockdown rehab to 90-day house arrest.
In fact, we’re told Lindsay’s lawyer, Mark Heller, is telling prosecutors Lindsay will accept a certain amount of house arrest. Currently the only real issue here is exactly how much house arrest. Honestly at this point I’m convinced that there’s this giant conspiracy theory on Lohan. She’s for some reason been “chosen” by all of the famous people Gods to be untouchable. Granted she’s by far not one of the most successful actresses out there but the point is she avoids every single legal problem in the world.
It’s kind of like my theory on Albert Pujols. I feel like he’s the only guy in Major League Baseball who’s allowed to do steroids and was told this a long time ago. Someone sat him down and said, “You are the chosen one. We own you but you are the chosen one. Go nuts, break all records but this stays between us.”
Is that a fair analogy? Not really because Lohan isn’t a great one but you know what I mean.
