Lindsay Lohan has an incompetent lawyer representing her …. so says the judge in her criminal case. It was shocking but Judge Jim Dabney reamed Mark Heller, saying he was incompetent to practice law in California and said Lindsay either has to get another lawyer who knows what he’s doing or she has to come into court and waive her right to a competent California lawyer.
The judge informed Mark Heller he screwed up the legal docs he filed by not following California law … and the motion to dismiss charges was DENIED. Heller tried to blame the previous lawyer, but his paperwork was so screwed up … his argument fell on deaf ears.
I really only have one question here. Is anyone at all surprised by this? Did we really think that a person as irresponsible and reckless as Lindsay Lohan would have the sense to hire a decent attorney? I don’t have an analogy as to how dumb a thought like that would be but let’s just say it’d be up there for stupidity.
What amazes me is that I’m not the smartest guy in the world but somehow if I took over Lohan’s life and expenses I’d have her ship shape in less than 12 months. Lindsay, give me a call and we’ll talk about your future!


















