Couldn’t have predicted this one right? Actress Lindsay Lohan was ordered on Monday to spend 90 days in a locked rehabilitation facility and undertake 30 days of community labor as part of a plea bargain with prosecutors in which she will avoid time in jail on charges arising from a June car crash. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge James Dabney said Lohan, 26, must also undergo psychotherapy for 18 months and sentenced her to two years’ probation.
I must say I couldn’t have predicted this any better. In fact look at what we posted earlier today. I even mentioned that I thought the girl needed therapy. I mean is that a surprise to anyone? I’m just glad that a judge ordered the therapy. Mount all this with her IRS problems and man oh man do you have yourself a woman.
Lindsay, I’ll give you the therapy for free. Seriously. 2 weeks in my possession and you’ll be fine.