Surprise Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail Time

Isaac March 18, 2013 0

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Couldn’t have predicted this one right?  Actress Lindsay Lohan was ordered on Monday to spend 90 days in a locked rehabilitation facility and undertake 30 days of community labor as part of a plea bargain with prosecutors in which she will avoid time in jail on charges arising from a June car crash.  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge James Dabney said Lohan, 26, must also undergo psychotherapy for 18 months and sentenced her to two years’ probation.

I must say I couldn’t have predicted this any better.  In fact look at what we posted earlier today.   I even mentioned that I thought the girl needed therapy.  I mean is that a surprise to anyone?  I’m just glad that a judge ordered the therapy.  Mount all this with her IRS problems and man oh man do you have yourself a woman.

Lindsay, I’ll give you the therapy for free.  Seriously.   2 weeks in my possession and you’ll be fine.




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