Five of Michelle Money’s Best Quotes from The Bachelor

Michelle Money

Michelle Money quickly rose to fame when she was one of the women vying for the heart of Bachelor Brad Womack. She may not have won love on her season as a Bachelor contestant, and she certainly did not win any fans that season with her catty ways, but she managed to redeem herself on several different episodes of Bachelor Pad and Bachelor in Paradise. Now she’s one of our favorite all time reality show contestants, and her quick wit, dry humor and inability to keep her opinions to herself is what won us over as time wore on. Don’t believe us? We have five reasons we can’t get enough of Michelle Money, and all of them came directly from her mouth.

“This is especially irritating because it happens to be my 30th birthday today. Not my 29th, not my 31st, my 30th,”

So to all of us who just celebrated our 31st birthdays, our prime is over and we are no longer important or valid. And for those of you who just celebrated 29, it gets better. For a year, anyway.

“I’m ready for some girls to go home. Primarily because I need more space for my luggage,”

Well, it’s good to know she was on the Bachelor for all the right reasons. Who wants all those other girls around when you’re trying to date the same guy and they are so selfishly taking up space you could be using for your luggage?

“They all need to go home. I don’t know what to say,”

We love her honesty. They do need to go home. And find love the old-fashioned way; on the internet.

“People are gonna piss me off today. I know it,”

Welcome to the lives of anyone who go out in public and have interaction with anyone not in their immediate circle of people we love and don’t find irritating on a regular basis. I say the same thing every single time I take my infant twins into the store.

“I’m in a really awkward situation,”

Thank you! Someone who is finally ready to admit that they are in an awkward situation knowingly dating a guy who is dating 24 other women at the same time, who you have to spend all day, every day, with in a house in which you all live. Awkward.

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