Is There Something Wrong with Paris Hilton’s Feet?

Paris Hilton

When people think of Paris Hilton, they think of glamour and excess and small dogs and pink Bentleys, and they think about the Simple Life. They think about her in a way that says she’s a bit flighty and silly. They think that she can’t possibly have been serious many years ago when she said she’d never heard of Wal-Mart, and they think that she’s a socialite who has done nothing with her life but make poor decisions and live off her parents’ money.

And those people may or may not be correct; we don’t really know. She’s not really as public a person now as she was a decade ago, so what she’s been up to in her personal life no longer seems like anything that we are familiar with. But there is one thing about Paris Hilton people might not know; she has bad feet. That’s right; it’s known that Paris Hilton’s feet are some of the least attractive in Hollywood, and we cannot figure out how the rest of her can look so good and her feet can look the way they do.

 Is it Her Shoes?

Maybe Hilton’s feet are so unattractive because she seems to spend the vast majority of her life in 6-inch heels that cannot possibly be even remotely comfortable. In fact, there’s a good chance the world has never seen her in anything but shoes that look as if they’re going to break her legs (well done Mr. Louboutin).

Why Not Get Surgery?

Is there even such thing as plastic surgery for the feet? We think that there must be, especially if you can do things like get a butt implant or lift; you have to be able to get a foot lift, right? So why hasn’t the reality star and socialite considered this in an attempt to make herself a bit less atrocious from the ankles down? Well, I guess we will never know.

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