What The World Would be Like if Justin Bieber were President
The President of the United States is commonly referred to as the most powerful man in the world. With that title comes a lot of responsibility that not everyone can handle. For that reason, most people who run for presidential office spend years in politics preparing themselves for the job. But what if the POTUS was someone with absolutely no political experience. What if the nation’s president was someone like say…Justin Bieber. Yeah, that’s a little hard to imagine, but any president this country has ever hard, Justin Bieber has a lot of experience in captivating an audience and also making people mad. Although there probably aren’t too many people who would vote for the Biebs (other than his extremely devoted Bielebers) , here is what the word would be like if Justin Bieber were president.
Other countries would hate America…even more
Let’s face it, there are plenty of countries in the world who aren’t particularly fond of the United States. The country’s reputation has certainly been tarnished throughout the years, and the stereotypes of Americans haven’t made things any better. However, with Justin Bieber as the leader of the nation, there’s a pretty good chance that people would dislike the country even more. But if you think the United States’ reputation is bad, just think about Justin Bieber’s…Yeah, having him in office definitely wouldn’t make things any better in regards to the way the world views the country.
Instead of typical political meetings, there would be concerts
Part of being the POTUS is meeting with leaders in other countries, but serious business meetings don’t seem like they’d be of much interest to Bieber. Instead, he would probably turn all of his presidential trips into international tours, and while he does have some pretty catchy songs – four years of that could get pretty annoying.
Learning Justin Bieber lyrics would be a requirement
Forget having to learn the national anthem, learning the Pledge of Allegiance, or even taking standardized tests. Justin Bieber lyrics are now a requirement for all public school students in the nation. Could you imagine? Well although learning his lyrics isn’t particularly useful, or on the top of anyone’s list, it’s probably a lot easier than some of the other requirements that have been placed in schools.
Canada might actually want him back
Over the last several years, Justin Bieber’s behavior has reached a new level of obnoxiousness. In fact, some people have been so annoyed by him that a petition was started to have him deported back to his home country, Canada. Well, it looks like Canada wasn’t really in a rush to take him back, but with POTUS on his resume, they might actually be interested in having him come on home.
Kylie Jenner would probably hold some sort of political office
As a celebrity, it goes without saying that Bieber has a lot of famous friends. Because good friends look out for each other, there’s a definite possibility that is Bieber was given a position as important as the presidency, he would try to take some of his friends with him to the top. Kylie Jenner, who is one of Bieber’s closest friends, would probably be given some sort of cushy title, although like Bieber she would likely have absolutely no idea what was going on.
There would be a huge crack down on illegal downloads
Since the days of Napster in the early 2000s, illegal downloads have presented a huge problem for the music industry. For a business that relies heavily on album sales, the fact that people can now access anything they want for free has really hurt a lot of pockets. Because he likely wouldn’t be spending his time doing much political work, Bieber would have to focus his efforts somewhere – and why not illegal downloads?
The White House would be the hottest club in D.C.
Aside from being the first family’s home, The White House has a very incredible history. Over the years, some of the most important people in the world have walked through the White House doors. With Bieber in office, there would definitely be a different crowd strolling through, but they would be important people nonetheless. With all if its rooms and secret passageways, it would actually make a pretty cool night club for Bieber and all of his famous friends.
Air Force one would be the best party bus in the sky
If The White House is going to be a club, why not turn the president’s private jet into a club as well?! For just one second, lets ignore what a terrible idea that actually is, and remember Bieber is in charge here. With a thing for the nightlife, Bieber would definitely make a lot of waves by partying all over the world in Air Force One.
The United States would be the joke of the world
Aside from being hated by people all over the world, many people in other countries have a hard time taking Americans seriously. With someone like Justin Bieber in office, Americans could definitely kiss being taken seriously goodbye. Think about it, would you take a country seriously if they had one of their biggest (and most annoying) pop stars in their biggest office.
Bieber would make a Bieleber out of you!
All jokes aside, while the odds aren’t in Bieber’s favor, people can be full of surprises. Sure, he’ll never be the POTUS (the fact that he’s Canadian actually excludes him) and either way, he hasn’t shown any interest in politics, but if given the chance who knows what he would actually be capable of doing.
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