Five Katt Williams Quotes That will Have you Rolling on the Floor

Katt Williams 2005 BET Awards

Throughout his career, comedian Katt Williams has provided the world with countless laughter.  The now 41 year-old got his start performing at stand up shows around his home-state of Ohio.  Williams made his first television appearance in 2002 on an episode of NYPD Blue.  As the 2000s progressed, Williams’ popularity grew and by 2006 he had landed his own comedy special.  Fans were drawn to Williams’ raw and honest routines and his jokes quickly became a part of popular culture during the mid/early 2000s.  Although Williams has since lost much of his momentum, his best work continues to live on and provide laughter to new and old fans alike.  Here is a list of the funniest Katt Williams quotes.

5. “So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it’s 138 durin’ the day and 36 at night. A pimp don’t know what to wear, I’m down in the hotel lobby I got on a fur coat, some swimmin’ trunks, some timberlands and uh umbrella ’cause I don’t know what may happen…”

Apparently dressing to suit the weather is a very difficult thing to do in Pasadena, California.

4. “I think pimp, therefore I am.”

Katt Williams is a self-proclaimed pimp.  However, it isn’t his occupation that’s made him a pimp; it’s his mindset.

3. “1 month they say, ‘this is the best medicine ever, it’ll cure everything’ and then 3 months later you hear this quiet ass commerical ‘have you or any of your loved ones been killed by using our medicine? dial 1-800-OURBAD. thats 1-800-OURBAD.”

Although Williams is making a joke, he cleverly points out the real irony that exists between medicines and their side effects, which often leave people worse off than they were before.

2. “I’m just saying ladies, stop worrying about…that don’t matter. Some of you that had some babies, now you got some stretch marks, walking around the house bitter. Blaming the baby, showing the baby your high school picture, talking about ‘LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!”

If you’re a mother and you’re main concern is stretch marks, you’re probably worried about the wrong thing.

1. “…wait a minute, you’re angry at breakfast?!? You gang-banging on bacon?!?!”

Katt William has this nice one liner for all of the people who are already angry as soon as they wake up.

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