The Five Best Kelly Dodd Quotes from RHOC

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Oh, Kelly Dodd. She’s the newest housewife in Orange County, but she’s not making any friends. She actually started out as Meghan Edmonds’ funny, loud friend, but she made the mistake of inserting herself directly in the middle of some previous drama she was not even involved in, and it did not go over well with the housewives. You see, about a year ago the OG of the OC may or may not have lied about a few things. One of those things was that her long-term boyfriend (who her daughter, son-in-law and all her friends hated with a passion) sought medical help from another housewife’s doctor husband even when he did not. Then he was accused of faking his cancer so she began making up more lies to support his cancer, and then she claimed she honestly thought he had cancer.

All in all, she alienated all her friends and she made things worse than ever for her entire future. Now she’s not been spending any time with the former wives, though she has apologized and she’s been forgiven – but not forgotten. When Kelly Dodd entered the picture, she inserted herself into the middle of that fight and decided that everyone was wrong about Vicki Gunvalson and began telling the other wives they were basically awful people. She’s said some pretty hateful things since becoming a housewife, and she’s got some quotes out there that will likely follow her around for some time. We wouldn’t call them her best, but we would call them her most memorable.

“No wonder you cheated on your wife,”

Kelly Dodd shouted this to David Beador, husband of Shannon Beador, who did have an affair. They’ve been working through this difficult time for more than a year now, and it was a cold and heartless thing to say to the couple in front of all their friends. No matter what, it was not a nice thing to scream out.

“You’re so (expletive) ugly!”

This was also shouted during the same party. Kelly Dodd wanted to make sure that Shannon Beador know she doesn’t find her at all attractive. It was a little childish, and not at all kind. How about building one another up?

“It’s the worst party I’ve ever been to,”

This one was also shouted, because we’ve decided Kelly Dodd does not improve her argument, she simply raises her voice. Either way, she did look like she was having a good time prior to this when she was hammering shots of tequila and giggling every five seconds.

“You are so (expletive) dumb,”

Once again, this one was shouted at Shannon Beador, but only in a manner appropriate for someone who is slurring pretty much every single thing that comes out of her mouth she’s so drunk. My 5-year-old might say this to her sister, if she was allowed to use ugly words.

“Before I got married, Michael was perfect, and when we got married he became like Hitler,”

This is what she told the other wives about her husband. She left him for a time, got engaged to someone else and then decided to come back to him because it was “easier to just stay married,” to him than leave. And she’s criticizing the marriages of other women…

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