10 Celebrities We’d Like to See on The Bachelor

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When ABC announced that they’d be introducing the new concept of having two bachelorettes at the first rose ceremony, and that they’d be willling to let the men vote on the woman they want to stay for the duration of the season, we all knew that the show was in need of some help. Unfortunately, this was not exactly the kind of help we were looking for. No, we were looking for something more fun. Like a group of famous celebrity bachelorettes looking for love with a farmer or a bunch of single Hollywood bachelors looking to win the heart of a school teacher from Minnesota.

We might even like to see a hot Hollywood celeb looking for love with a group of regular men or women (you know, like “entrepreneurs” and “former CEOs” – we know both are code for “unemployed and living with mommy and daddy”). Either way, ABC execs should totally consider our casting desires for upcoming seasons. Our inclusions are sure to make this show a bit more entertaining for all of us.

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Rihanna

Because we are dying to see what producers would come up with to impress her. Forget exotic locations and dates on a helicopter; this is Rihanna. That stuff isn’t going to impress her. Also, we’d love to see what she’d show up wearing at rose ceremonies.

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Lindsay Lohan

Every house filled with drunk women needs a Lindsay Lohan (so long as she’s not driving) to keep things entertaining. She’ll call out the emotionally unstable women, argue with the bullies and she’ll make sure there is always need to run to the liquor store with her drinking habits. Everyone needs a little crazy in the house. It’s what makes things fun, and we think that she’d be amazing in the house.

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Diddy

This would be the first ever season in which none of the women were sent home, they all got roses and they all lived happily ever after. We can totally see Diddy feeling like if they’re willing to share a boyfriend for a few dates, why not a few months, right? Diddy is fun, and we can see the rose ceremonies going from interesting and entertaining to very naughty and very loud. It might make for good television, ABC. We’re just saying.

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Sandra Bullock

She needs a man, and we think a fisherman from Maine or a farmer from Iowa or an accountant from Chicago might be just the man for her. Someone with a tattoo or two, since we know that’s a thing for her, but also someone who is super sweet, primitively boring and very responsible. It could be like the bachelorette; snoring edition.

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Charlie Sheen

If anyone can give Diddy a run for his money as far as willing all the women to stay for the duration of filming, it’s Sheen. Or maybe we’d prefer he was a contestant. But ABC – please make him one of the contestants that the bachelorette keeps around episode after episode because she “sees a completely different side to him,” than everyone else in the entire world.

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Khloe Kardashian

She can’t possibly make any poorer choices regarding men than she already has, so we’d like to see her on the show as the Bachelorette. She’s fun and she’s a total straight-shooter, so we’d like to see her tell these men where they can go. And we’d love to see her momager on the show negotiating every rose and every step of the way with her for a few bucks.

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Caitlynn Jenner

She was married to Kris Jenner for so long that she’s in need of a new love interest. Perhaps someone who is less Kris and more anyone else in the world. Anyone willing to place bets that Hank Baskett puts in his application to be the next contestant on this season of the Bachelor(ette)? Sorry Kendra. But really, how much fun would this be, and it’s not like she’s not familiar with reality television after failing to keep up with the Kardashians for so many years.

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Britney Spears

We’re not entirely sure what happened to her after her breakdown nearly a decade ago, but we do wonder what happened to her even more so afterward. It seems she spent about a year going totally insane and now she’s better, but we’ve barely heard a peep from her since she was deemed crazy after her head shaving incident. She rarely makes public appearances, and when she does she seems like a nervous robot. And she’s doing her show in Vegas, but she seems to do nothing but work and for someone who is dancing like she is – her body doesn’t look anything like a dancer (she looks amazing, but you know what we mean). We’d like to see her hit up the bachelor mansion just so we know she’s not actually a robot.

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Justin Bieber

How many times do you think that one adolescent boy can compare everyone to Selena Gomez over the course of one season? We’d love to find out. We don’t think it will happen, though, since ABC probably does not want to have to sort through 6 million applications from 12-year-olds. Something tells me that would be some serious legal stuff that they’re not willing to deal with.

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Michael Strahan

He’s single, he’s funny and he’s got kids. Let’s make him our next bachelor and see what happens. The catch, however, is that we also want him to bring Kelly Ripa with him so she can live in the house with the women and report back to him. She hates the premise, but she’d love this job. Let’s all vote for this one, please? Chris Harrison, if you’re listening, this might actually be our dream come true.

And as an added bonus, I think Bethenny Frankel would be amazing on the show. She’d keep these men in line and we’d love to see her in the house talking about how gross they’re being and watching as she makes them clean up after themselves. That would be good television.

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