Does Dakota Johnson Even Have Twitter?

Let’s be honest; if you don’t know the name Dakota Johnson at this point in time, we congratulate you. The 50 Shades of Grey star is the daughter of famed actress Melanie Griffith and she’s the woman that plays the role so many other women (weirdly and strangely and a bit creepily) want to play in life; Anastasia Steele. She’s the woman that captures the heart of young billionaire heartthrob Christian Grey, who is actually a majorly fetished kind of guy with some serious addictions to things we assume might really hurt and might be really uncomfortable (you can tell we aren’t into that stuff). She’s become a famous actress virtually overnight since taking on this role, but it seems that most people still don’t know much about her. She was relatively low-key despite her mother’s fame, and she’s not someone who spends much time in the tabloids or causing drama for herself, so what kind of person is she? Does Dakota Johnson’s Twitter page have anything to tell us about the actress the whole world is currently so obsessed with?

The simple answer is no; it doesn’t even appear that she has a Twitter page of her own. It seems that all the pages we can find that feature her are fan pages that show off what she’s doing, including trips to the airport, her new lipstick and even photos of which shoes she paired with which jeans. So while we can’t find a twitter page that seems to be hers alone, we imagine it would have some very serious tweets on it. Maybe something like, “Just wondering why people love this character so much, but don’t really care because now I’m famous,” and “If one more person calls me Anastasia…” or “If I see another pair of handcuffs or a whip in public, I’m going to punch someone,” because we imagine that’s kind of her whole life right now.

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