Three Careers we Think Howard Stern Should Consider if He Decides to Leave Radio
Howard Stern is one of the most famous radio personalities in the world. He has been making people laugh and entertaining us with indecent topics of conversation, probing the things most people don’t want to talk about, for decades, and he’s one of the most famous people in this country because of it. The host was interested in radio when he was five, married his college sweetheart in 1978, had three daughters and then divorced more than 20 years after getting married. He remarried again in 2008, and he’s been very open about his happiness throughout the course of his life.
People love Howard Stern, and there seems to be no job better suited to him than a radio talk show host. But we have another idea. What if Stern wasn’t a talk show host on the radio? What if he had gone another way in his career, taken another path? We like to think that he would have succeeded at any number of careers, most notably the three we’ve chosen for him. Howard, in case you’re listening and looking for a career change, here you go.
Sexual Education Teacher
Oh come on, you know I’m right about this one. We think that if Stern’s radio career doesn’t pan out for him much longer, this is a great job for him to look into. Hey, kids might actually learn something in his class, and maybe they’ll stop this whole teenage pregnancy thing once and for all.
Marriage Counselor
We already think we know what kind of advice Stern would give couples who came to his couch. In fact, we bet he might give them the opportunity to do a little marriage fixing on that couch while he isn’t in the room. We’re just saying; it seems like something he might do to help fellow married couples find happiness together.
A Beatle
He just looks like one. We have no other reason than that. Add a pair of big tortoiseshell frames and he can call Sir Paul McCartney and the two can start a new band; the Beatles 2.0. If you look, really look, doesn’t he look like a modern day version of a Beatle? We think he does.
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