Five Likely Candidates To Be Taylor Swift’s New Man

Love her or hate her, Taylor Swift is probably the most famous, most beloved, most successful musician on the planet at the moment. When the most negative thing that the press can say about her is that she’s found herself a new boyfriend only two weeks after dumping her former boyfriend, you have to admit she’s pretty phenomenal. I love her; and I’m not afraid to admit it. She doesn’t use inappropriate language in her music, she doesn’t discuss things that make me uncomfortable in front of my kids when we listen to her music (because no mom wants to explain to her kids what an Anaconda is and why it ‘don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun”). She’s just a doll.

She’s also newly single – or maybe not. The word on the street (and by street I mean internet) is that she’s been caught making out with some guy by the name of Tom Hiddleston, who is apparently a famous actor I’ve never heard of (hashtag unless he’s on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse I don’t know him). Well, good for Taylor. She’s free, single and she’s living it up in her mid-20s. Judge away, but how many times did you dump someone and then move on pretty quickly? Yeah, gotcha there, didn’t I? I love me some T.Swift and I want to see her happy, and since I don’t know this Tom Hiddleston, I’ve decided to find her a boyfriend myself. Taylor, if you’re listening, here’s a few men you might want to consider.

Zac Efron

He’s sober, reformed and very clean. Also, he’s really cute and he seems to like his privacy. He’s no longer the wild child party animal he was for a while, so I think they’d be sweet baking cookies and enjoying early morning jogs and coffee shop dates together. Also, he’s really cute.

Sam Hunt

He seems to have a little baggage if you listen to his music, but he also seems to be the kind of guy who simply wants a nice girl he can settle down with. Maybe a house with a picket fence and a couple of kids, a dog and some kittens (she’s already got the kittens). These two could build a cute house in the country and have some serious fun roasting marshmallows on date night. Actually, I really love this idea.

Prince Harry

Can you say adorable, giving and charitable? Also, he’s funny, silly and we think that anyone could have so much fun with him. Why not? He’s the whole package, and we think that they’d make the most adorable babies – after marriage, when they’re ready.

 Diego Boneta

He’s close to her age, they are both beautiful and they both have great smiles. Do we need anything else to make them a cute couple? I think not. To be truthful, I just like the way that Taylor Boneta rolls of the tongue.

Tim Tebow

I saved the best for last. I’m a Florida Gator, and Tim Tebow is the next best thing to God around these parts. He’s…perfect. They seem to have much in common, and I think that they’d seriously be the most darling couple ever. Can we get someone on this, please?