The Funniest Tweets from Owen Wilson’s Nose

ByCamille Moore Posted on

Owen Wilson in Melbourne

Although Owen Wilson is one of Hollywood’s most popular comedic actors, his nose has become his most known trademark.  Despite his nose’s popularity, the full story on how it achieved it’s strange appearance is unknown.  Many speculate that Wilson suffered a broken nose  during childhood, while others suggest that Owen’s nose was broken while playing football in high school.  Either way, Wilson has never shown any interest in discussing his nose and after nearly 20 years of enjoying a successful career, there seems to be no reason for Wilson to have corrective surgery.  However, Wilson’s refusal to openly discuss his nose hasn’t stopped the public from doing the same.  There are many internet blogs and discussion forums that are dedicated to discussing Wilson’s nose.  One Twitter user has taken it a step further by creating a Twitter account, @ItsOwensNose, that posts tweets as if they were written by Wilson’s strange snout.  Here are the funniest tweets from Owen Wilson’s nose.

When most people asked to be pinched, it is because they want to make sure they aren’t dreaming; however, like most noses, Owen Wilson’s is asking to be pinched to stop a nose bleed.

Considering the fact that an autograph from Owen Wilson’s nose probably consists of a lot of snot, there probably isn’t too much demand for an autographed tissue.

Everyone is susceptible to an occasional typo, even Owen Wilson’s nose.

Owen Wilson’s nose receives a lot of criticism for being crooked. However, Wilson’s nose knows better than to pay attention to what the haters have to say and Owen Wilson himself has stated that he is proud of his oddly shaped nose.

You may find it hard to believe that there are people who are more broke than Owen Wilson’s nose actually exist, but apparently there’s at least eight people who feel they fit this description.

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Camille has a master's degree from Saint Joseph University's Writing Studies program, and she currently works as the Writing Center Assistant Director at a small university in western Pennsylvania. Camille's writing has been published on several websites, and she enjoys writing articles and short stories in her spare time. You can follow Camille on Twitter @CamealAshley.

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