Jon Lovitz is Officially Every Males Hero Today with Jessica Lowndes News

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Is there a better expression going on in Hollywood right now?  I think not.  The wires are flooded with articles that a new relationship that was kept secret has now been made public.  So far I’m waiting for the article to come out that it’s a hoax but nothing yet.    Jessica Lowndes, 27, is engaged to comedian Jon Lovitz, 58.   While Jon Lovitz might be too old to even use hashtags on Twitter, that didn’t stop his now fiance Jessica Lowndes from tweeting about their new engagement.

In a series of cryptic Instagram posts, Lowndes alluded to the fact she was dating an older man.  She called him her “Sugar Daddy.”  Lowndes would go on to post a series of messages not 100% telling the public who the man was.   On Sunday, Lowndes rolled around in bed while Lovitz could be heard off-screen promising that he was not “videoing” her.  “When bae films you waking up in the morning,” the actress wrote. “#TooOldToUseHashtags #MrBig.”

While questions of Courtney Stodden and Doug “the guy from The Green Mile” come to mind, I can’t help but think of the male population out there.  Jon Lovitz has been the butt of many jokes over the last decade.  The prime of his career is obviously over and he gets railed on at Comedy roasts.  But it looks like Lovitz is certainly getting the last laugh here.  Now every single man in America is jealous of Lovitz in practically the same way they were jealous of Bieber when that picture of his junk was floating around.  There’s a common jealousy and hatred out there but at the same time you have to be in awe.

While we still wait to find out whether or not this was a hoax, here are five predictions I see happening from this engagement and potential marriage.

1. Lovitz will now get his own Comedy Central roast
2. Jessica’s father is going to commit suicide upon meeting his new son in law.
3. Ron Jeremy will give a congratulatory call to Jon Lovitz
4. Lowndes will lose all of her current friends under the age of 30
5. Courtney Stodden and Lowndes will get their own reality shows

What do you think? Is this real or what?


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