10 Potential Girlfriends For Sean Penn Now that He’s Single

Ladies, were you aware of the fact that Sean Penn is currently a single man? Well, he is; and that might mean something to you, or perhaps it does not. I don’t know, and frankly I cannot imagine why anyone would want to date the man. Okay, that’s not true; many women love a successful man, so there’s that. While I don’t find him particularly attractive (well, we all have our types and tastes), I know that there are some ladies that find him quite handsome. My issue with Sean Penn is the fact that I cannot forget the time he was arrested for assaulting an extra on a movie set, and then reportedly hit his wife at the time, Madonna, in the head with a baseball bat. Because apparently love conquers all, she decided not to press charges against the actor, instead letting it go until he reportedly tied her to a chair where he abused her for 9 hours until she was able to escape and find police – he has been arrested a total of 6 times so far.

Far be it for me, however, to tell another woman how to feel about a man. I will just say that for me, I prefer to keep my men like my husband; kind, gentle, affectionate, sweet and successful. So while Sean Penn might not be my particular cup of tea, perhaps there are some women in Hollywood that would like to date him. I don’t know who they are, but I can tell you that if I could pick a mate for him, I’d pick someone with a very strong personality, and a bit of a temper. Here are my picks for potential suitors for the newly single Sean Penn; all women I think could handle his poor behavior with grace, class and the high probability that they’d put him in his place in about 30 seconds.

Whoopi Goldberg

I’m not sure if she’s seeing anyone at the moment, but she’s certainly not married. And she has a big personality, she’s outspoken and something tells me she’s the kind of woman that a man like Penn needs in his life; one that will set him straight and put his self-described “passionate side” to rest. I’m thinking she won’t stand for his behavior. He needs that.

Ronda Rousey

Because, why not? She’s strong, and she’ll likely not step back and put up with anything less than gentlemanly behavior from Penn. Perhaps he needs a woman like this in his life to keep in him line. He appears to need it if the stories every single one of his exes has to tell are true.

Jennifer Lawrence

Let me start by saying that there is not one woman on this list that I want to actually date this man, but these are all women I feel are strong enough to potentially stand up to him and make sure that he takes his abusive ways right out the window. J.Law is one of those women, and I think that she can handle this man with ease, grace and probably some serious humor when she kicks him to the curb and tells the world what a jerk he is.

Nicki Minaj

I cannot stop laughing picturing this coupling right now. She might – and I love her – put this man in his place once and for all if she doesn’t scare him to death first. I’m not sure he could handle her, and that’s kind of awesome.

Diane Keaton

She has never once expressed an interest in getting married, but she has dated some of the most famous men in the business. So why not add Penn to the list? She’s far too lovely and too talented for him, but I could see her raising an eyebrow to his raised voice and informing him he can take his stuff and get the heck out before she decides to light it on fire.

Oprah

Because if he dates a woman wealthier and far more influential than he, perhaps he might be a bit nicer to her. Also, we’d love to see Oprah (who may or may not still be dating Stedman) take his crap. Oh wait, she wouldn’t. That doesn’t mean we wouldn’t adore seeing her interview herself about his heinous ways; that would be amazing.

Bethenney Frankel

Please, please, please; Sean Penn, call her. Not only is she terrible at relationships, there isn’t a chance in the world this woman is going to put up with your behavior for longer than .5 seconds. And we cannot wait to see her air your dirty laundry about you all over the world. It would be just classic.

Rihanna

She’s already been abused by a man once, and something tells me she’s not about to let that happen again. So we’d like to see Penn even consider raising his voice, let alone a fist at this feisty rapper without her taking him to the cleaners.

Kris Kardashian

If ever there was a woman I thought could handle a man this mean, it would be Kris Kardashian. She would probably be incredulous if he ever tried to strike her, asking him much the same way she probably speaks to her infant grandchildren, if he has any idea who she is. And then she’ll remind him, and we predict that he will go home and cry for his mother and never be mean to another woman again.

Kirstie Alley

Yes, I like this one. I’d like to see Sean Penn even consider being mean to her. I have a feeling she’d probably act first, think later and worry about it never. Really, people can change, and perhaps Penn has changed over the years for the better. If he hasn’t, though, perhaps he just needs a woman like this in his life to encourage him just a bit to make some changes in his life – for the better. The man clearly has a bad reputation, so let’s find him a lady to fix it.

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