Five Potential Titles for a Documentary about Abby Lee Miller

If you want your kids to learn the art of dance, teamwork and still have a great time, do not call Abby Lee Miller. She might be a dance instructor with a great deal of success, but from the looks of things on her reality show, working with her is a direct guarantee your kids will be miserable and you will turn into a dance monster mom. Raised by a dance mom with her own studio, Abby Lee Miller is the kind of apple that did not fall far from the tree. She’s someone who wants her girls to succeed, and she wants her reputation to succeed along with them. She’s known for being harsh, for upsetting girls and their mothers and for being a little bit of a bully (and by bit, we mean a total bully). There’s no denying that she wants her dancers to be the best, but how far is too far? And if there were ever to be a documentary about Abby Lee Miller that took us through her life being raised by a dance mom and becoming a dance studio owner and instructor, what would it be called? We imagine it would be something really fantastic; and not just because we’re throwing out suggestions for a potential Abby Lee Miller documentary title – but we are.

“The Abby Lee Miller Story: From Bullied to Bully”

“So You Think You can Dance? Think Again: Abby Lee Miller Will put You Right Back in Your Untalented Place”

“Big Hair, Big Voice, Big Bully: The Abby Lee Miller Dance Mom Story”

“Abby Lee Miller: Making Children Cry and Crazy Moms Even Crazier Since 1966”

“Make Them Cry Until They Succeed, Shut Up and Sit Down: The Story of Dance Mom’s Abby Lee Miller”

One of these is certain to garner a large audience, right?

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