Five Predictions for Keeping Up with the Kardashians

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Word on the Hollywood streets is that the Kardashians will be back for another four years, and that’s just what we all wanted to know so we could continue to keep up with them. The reality family is pretty much everywhere, all the time, and it’s because there are so many of them. But for those who doubted the family would be back in the wake of some of the biggest moments in their life, well, you didn’t honestly think that Momager Kris Jenner would allow the family to leave the spotlight just when things were getting good, did you? Aside from having Kanye West and his unfiltered thoughts readily available at all times, Bruce Jenner wants to be his own version of a Kardashian, and Kris is not about to let these moments slip from her life. So what do we think is going to happen on the show in the coming episodes and years? Well, we will tell you.

Lots of Scott

Let’s face it, Scott Disick is the best thing that ever happened to the Kardashian clan. He’s got his issues, but he’s fun and he makes us laugh. He’s currently reportedly headed to rehab for his issues – and good for him for taking control – but we expect that his one-liners and insight will continue more fabulously than ever before.

The Transformation

It’s been rumored that Bruce Jenner is getting his own show about his transformation into a woman, but we know that Kris Jenner is not about to let that money train take off out of her station, so we expect there will be plenty of familial drama and emotional turmoil regarding this and how it directly affects her life.

Kanye and Kim

These two will have another baby. For sure; and they’ll find a way to name it something even more amazingly idiotic than a compass and the world will die waiting for photos of said baby and Kanye will say things he finds enlightening and the rest of the world finds ridiculous and Kim will just wonder how much longer she can go until she’s thin again.

Modeling

Kris Jenner is certainly going to make sure her youngest girls are exposed, exposed, exposed so that they can work their modeling career. And then she will say that they do not use their family name, fame and influence to book their jobs (though we do admit that Kendall does rock the runway regardless).

Rob

We think Rob will spend some time working out. He’ll be emotional and distressed and he will wonder why love continues to elude him, but he’ll work out and make sure to get fit and pretty again. Kris is not about to let someone in her family look less than perfect. Unless it draws in sympathy and a good story line; then it’s game on.

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