Francesca Eastwood will Get Annulment from Jonah Hill’s Brother

Did you know Jonah Hill had a brother? Did you know Clint Eastwood had a daughter named Francesca? Did you know that Jonah Hill’s brother and Eastwood’s daughter got drunk and then got married in Vegas? Don’t worry if you don’t know these things, as it seems the young couple wants to annul the marriage and forget it ever happened themselves. So don’t feel bad if you don’t know the story. They would prefer it that way. Yet, I need to ask, or would they?

TMZ reports that the two, Jonah Hill’s brother Jordan Feldstein and Francesca Eastwood did that stupid thing where two young people who are getting along get wasted in Las Vegas, and then for some inexplicable reason, get married. I mean, so many other people have done it, too. It’s not like they are the first couple to wake up in Vegas and say “what did we just do?” and then get the marriage annulled. That is actually quite common in Hollywood. Thing is, I say the two should be very happy about this.

Why?

Because if you asked me who they were two days ago, I would have had no idea. Now I actually know. In Hollywood life, that is a win anyway you look at it. Being known and being laughed at is better than being obsolete. Hey, I am not saying I agree with it, but that is how life in the fast lane works.

Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole thing was planned out for this exact reason. Either way, young love. Isn’t it divine?

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